Stop in the Name of Pants! by Louise Rennison

Author:Louise Rennison
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf, azw3
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Published: 2013-12-18T05:00:00+00:00

Thirty seconds later

I don’t think even a wrathful god would demand that I went as far as the one mono eyebrow though.

Jools was looking over at the lads kicking a ball about. “Do you think they will come over?”

Mabs said, “Do you think we should amble over there to be a bit nearer, or is that like breaking the rubber-band rule?”

Ellen said, “Er what, I mean, what is like, the rubber band rule, or something?”

Mabs said, “You know, what Georgia told us from that How to Make Any Twit Fall in Love with You book, where you have to display glaciosity and let them come pinging back like a rubber band.”

We were saved from thinking about a plan by what happened next.

Robbie arrived on his scooter and on the back was Wet Lindsay.

Bloody Nora. Everyone looked at me.

What was she doing on the back of his scooter? He hadn’t even had a scooter the last time I saw him. Perhaps he was trying to be like the Luuurve God. How weird.

Not as weird as having Wet Lindsay clinging round your waist though.

Then, as they took their helmets off, Dave the Laugh arrived through the trees holding hands with Emma.

The Ace Gang looked at me again.

Rosie said, “Crikey.”

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